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samzilla:

lmao kanye’s new haircut look like those panels in rocket hideout that change your direction when you step on them

samzilla:

lmao kanye’s new haircut look like those panels in rocket hideout that change your direction when you step on them

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— 4 days ago with 93477 notes
thomyth:

serpent21:

The new smash bros looks great


when did pikachu get so thick

thomyth:

serpent21:

The new smash bros looks great

when did pikachu get so thick

(Source: izzy2287, via knightmairesreign)

— 4 days ago with 38629 notes
xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

(Source: marvelandspiderman, via jesus-chrust)

— 4 days ago with 177628 notes

knightmairesreign:

Xaldin was the only boss that “killed” me…and I didn’t see Mickey! wtf…

(Source: scottyyy77)

— 4 days ago with 1339 notes

knightmairesreign:

nipahdubs:

Why do I even try anymore.

SAME

— 4 days ago with 12466 notes

I’ll teach it a lesson

(Source: argentuums, via seriously-youknow)

— 4 days ago with 815 notes

waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

image

(Source: waluiqi, via lolheyitskita)

— 4 days ago with 164257 notes
appropriately-inappropriate:

popping-smoke:

mbisthegame:

oparnoshoshoi:

anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).
Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.
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Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.


You can also call into the police non-emergency line, state your location and that you are aware of the officer following you and intend to pull over as soon as you are safe to do so, and are not attempting to evade. That’ll probably work better if you’re white, but still.

appropriately-inappropriate:

popping-smoke:

mbisthegame:

oparnoshoshoi:

anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”
http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).

Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.

Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism

Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

You can also call into the police non-emergency line, state your location and that you are aware of the officer following you and intend to pull over as soon as you are safe to do so, and are not attempting to evade.

That’ll probably work better if you’re white, but still.

(via serenefireflies)

— 6 days ago with 99622 notes